Oliver ([info]okosut) wrote,
@ 2007-12-12 13:19:00
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Google-sale
There is a concept for a coordinated attack against a society called a fire sale, when you take down the communication, transportation, financial, and utility networks in close succession. It was recently featured in "Live Free or Die Hard". I've determined that a good fire sale would have to take down Google as its first target.

About an hour ago, I was working away (or at least pretending to do so), when suddenly, gchat stopped working. Thinking this was some hiccup in gmail, I refreshed. But it didn't come back. Usually that means that the ethernet cable has become dislodged, but no, it was firmly in place. Now the network must have been down, so I checked the Washington Post website. It was working. A few more checks and I realized that Google, and only Google, was not working. Panic set in. What sort of horrific natural disaster would take down Google and nothing else?

I told my officemate, who discovered the same thing on his machine. After about a minute of discussion, I realized that, through the thin walls in my building, I could hear the people in the adjacent office also discussing the lack of Google. We rushed over there and continued talking with them, as I was increasingly coming to grips with the enormity of the event.

Soon the cell phones popped out, as we called everyone we knew, trying to determine how far-ranging this catastrophe was. Finally our fears subsided as we realized that it was only people within Cornell who were experiencing the problem. A few more minutes passed before Google finally came back. Disaster averted.

Our best guess is that it was some Cornell DNS issue or something (though I hear rumors that something similar may have happened at Caltech...). But still, I'm amazed how instantly it affected everyone around me. Because once Google goes down, how could you find out what's going on?


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[info]capsicumanuum
2007-12-12 07:03 pm UTC (link)
My entire friends page has been buzzing about Google being down. But it's been working fine for me.

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[info]okosut
2007-12-12 07:14 pm UTC (link)
Interesting. Maybe it's just universities or something? (though not all, [info]mollishka says LMU, OSU, and MIT didn't go down).

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[info]ilai
2007-12-12 07:25 pm UTC (link)
> Soon the cell phones popped out, as we called everyone we knew, trying to determine how far-ranging this catastrophe was.
> Because once Google goes down, how could you find out what's going on?

Sounds like you answered your own question ;-) Good old old technology...?

I guess I missed the outage because I went out to lunch. Fortunately nothing bad happened at the restaurant as a result of Google.

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[info]okosut
2007-12-12 08:48 pm UTC (link)
But, the cell phones only worked to determine how far ranging the problem was, not the cause. I think you'd still need some canonical news source for that.

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[info]capsicumanuum
2007-12-12 08:51 pm UTC (link)
What about bbc.co.uk or cnn.com? This wouldn't work if the whole internet were down, but just Google? Are really that dependent on it?

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[info]okosut
2007-12-12 08:58 pm UTC (link)
No, of course we're not. I was just amused that the first reaction several of us had was "what's going on? I wonder if Google knows... crap!"

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[info]lauradi7
2007-12-13 01:16 pm UTC (link)
For the most part, the only Google thing I use is scholar.google.com, so unless I were in the midst of researching a paper, I wouldn't notice it going down.
It's pretty amusing that you could hear the rumble along the hallways.

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[info]okosut
2007-12-13 04:24 pm UTC (link)
It certainly would have taken longer to notice if I don't use gmail. But still, I search for things all the time. Some of them are procrastinatory, but there's also the "what's the formal definition of a measurable function again?" sorts of things that are just a little quicker to google for than to look up.

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[info]lauradi7
2007-12-13 05:35 pm UTC (link)
I know. Yesterday I asked how to figure out how many hydrogens would dissociate from a particular molecule (not the sort of thing you'd expect me to want to know, is it?) and was told to "google" it. I'm at a point that I sometimes need to know molar ratios and stuff but not far enough along to understand all the explanations of how people discern them (some of them I can do).
My guess is that in the old days, there would be books full of tables to find out stuff like that. I certainly remember using tables to find sines & cosines and a slide rule to find logarithms. The tiny computing device inside my calculator does those things for me now.
My homepage is Yahoo, some stuff really works better through About.com, and Google makes me nervous. I'll get over it, I suppose.

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